Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Wang Worship Wednesday: Two for the size of one

Hey studs, sorry I've been remiss the last couple of scheduled updates. I've had major shifts at work which I had thought were going to be temporary, but unfortunately will apparently be permanent. I'm going to have to work out new times in my day to write, and how to deal with the stress my whole situation is causing me so that it doesn't remove the impetus.

But enough about me, we're here to talk about big dicks aren't we? I've decided today to address to of Porn's biggest who I've been neglecting since I restarted.

First of all, can we talk about Danny the Dong, AKA Matt Hughes?


I mean, damn, right? Danny was the first guy a fan sent my way who could actually reach the gagging point with most of his cock still outside a girl's mouth.

And going back to a previous conversation:

Sorry hon. You might be busty, but there's no way you're swallowing that monster, at least not without help. Can't blame a girl for trying though, can you?

He really has me drooling:

and I guess I'm not the only one! Watch her closely during this, particularly her eyes, you can see the exact minute she hits "too much" and he's only a quarter of the way in. Maybe that's more his girth than his length, but either way the guy looks like a challenge worth tackling...or, you know, just blowing all day depending on the situation.

Lastly, he's not the roughest fucker in the business, but every now and then he can turn up the heat a little:

Now you see, I don't know if he's doing that because she's been a good girl or a bad girl...I just want to be whatever kind of girl earns me that!

As huge as Danny D is, this time he's only our warm-up act.

I want to talk about a new stud on my radar, and I'm glad someone passed him my way because I don't get nearly enough dark meat in my diet. I present to you the incredible Julio Gomez:






The first time I ever saw this particular stud, I thought I was just looking at a cheap photo-shop job. It wasn't until some time later that a fan sent me him in an actual video and I realized the frightening truth about just how big a cock can get:

I don't know or care if that measurement is accurate, it certainly wouldn't take much to convince me that it was worth pretending just to get him interested in me.

I mean, check this out:


He's literally in her lap and she can still suck him. Yes, she's craning up a bit, but it's still unbelievably impressive.And as good as that cock looks like it tastes:

Imagine how it must FEEL. (In the rest of this clip, I promise you she's mostly smiling; this moment is the very definition of "painjoyment", a word that only men like Julio can add to our lexicon.)

Sadly, as far as I can tell, this stud just isn't as prolific as many others in porn, but then again, when you're swinging this much enormous black pipe, maybe a little can go a long way after all.

Anyway studs, I hope you have a good week and I'll talk to you again for another double-installment (to make up for lost time) on Sunday. Until then, I think I'm going to be enjoying a little snack:



5 comments:

  1. Agreed. Julio Gomez is ... well... astounding.

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  2. Well, to be fair *I* didn't record him, but certainly the biggest on my radar currently. My whale that got away might still have him beat (though I don't think that guy was as thick.)

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    1. Who was the 'whale' who got away again? The Indian guy?
      Have you ever talked with aka measured/verified any actual porn stars?

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    2. No, the Whale is much further in my past. You can read about him if you go far enough back in my archive, but he was a dude from a party when I was young and stupid and didn't realize I needed to lock a specimen like that DOWN.

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  3. Nu ir pzdc šlanga pas šita vyruką. Man patinka porno su tokiais pimpalais. Kazin ka mergina jaucia, ar jai tikrai gerai, kai toks straublys i vidu patenka ir vos ne per burna islenda :)))

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