Hey all, sorry I've been AWOL the last couple of weeks, I'm fighting with some desperate life circumstances and trying to finally get caught up on stories for you all.
I'm going to try to be back to regular blogging soon, but in the meantime, I'm wondering if any of you have a good bead on a cheap laptop?
I've been tapping away on this poor little beast for nearly 8 years now, and beyond the usual issues with aging and slowing, the "C" key on my keyboard has been seriously damaged from overuse.
It's almost like I write the words Cock and Cum and Cunt a whole fuck ton...
Anyway, I've got next to no money, but anything beats what I've got at this point, so if you have links or people to direct me towards, I'd be in your debt.
-V
A group devoted to the shameless self-promotion of a nasty size queen who likes to write about her obsession.
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Sunday, June 11, 2017
Scheduling, Big Changes, and Big Threesomes!
Hey all my studs, I've got a lot to tackle today, because I wanted to discuss some of my scheduling issues, and then also give you a double-entry for Sunday.
So as many of you have pointed out, and understandably been a bit upset by, my work has slowed down massively this year, particularly over the last few months. This time last year I had already given you two full novels and tons of short stories besides, whereas this year, we've had just a trickle of stories.
The reason this is, is because everything about the nature of my work changed a few months ago. I used to have fairly short days and sometimes week-long periods of total isolation in which I could catch up on my stuff for you guys, so producing work was remarkably easy. More recently, a stop has been put to those private weeks, and my work days have begun to stretch longer and longer with no respite in sight.
This doesn't mean I can't write, it just means that I have got to adjust my expectations about how much I can get done in a day, and where I can fit writing into my schedule. I've just recently come to a new system where I get up a couple of hours earlier and try to get some in before I go; I think in the long term if I can be disciplined about that it should be no problem to start to get close to keeping up with where I used to be, but it's a transition and that discipline takes time to cultivate, so I appreciate all of you for bearing with me while I go through it.
In related news, I've just sent out an informal poll via message on Patreon to those of you who are subscribers there. I hope you'll all take a moment to read it and send me an answer about how we proceed there.
Alright, that's business sorted, now onto pleasure.
One of you asked me about threesomes in my inbox the other day. I like threesomes in principle, after all, what's not to love about the idea of getting myself double-stuffed or spit-roasted between not just one, but two big dicks?
And sure, even though I don't like girls, I'll absolutely team up with a fellow size-queen to team up on the kind of man who deserves two or more to tackle his beast:
But while these things are absolutely wonderful in theory, I've found that in practice there are often problems. I've had the pleasure of a few threesomes in my life, and each has had their own unique problems. One time, I did manage to lock it down with two guys, which was the most exciting and sexy thing in the world until their pants came off.
Then there was a major size difference:
Little guy couldn't keep it up once that huge monster was flopping around and getting serviced, so he ended up having to retreat to the corner to watch. I think he enjoyed the show and all, but he couldn't keep an erection. The heart-breaking part is that if he could have, I'd have given him just as good as I could have. Of course I'm not above thinking the blame could be on me. Let's face it, I get excited around a big guy, and I'm sure even if I'd had my best poker-face (or poked face) on my obvious enthusiasm for the bigger gentleman would surely show through, and I don't think I was playing things that close to my enormous chest. So, that's one threesome that ended up pretty damned disappointing.
Then there's the time I managed to score with not one but TWO big dicks:
The sex was awesome, yes, but exceedingly brief. I could have gone with both studs all night, but something in the excitement of it all had one cumming in just minutes, and while the other gave me closer to an hour of the business while his wilted fuck-bro retreated, I was still left a bit underwhelmed by the promise of double-digit double-dick that just didn't go as planned.
It's gone sort of better with another girl, but the girl there isn't really doing anything for me and I do feel like I'm fighting her for attention the whole time. Of course I know you big boys are probably creaming in your pants at the thought of two girls literally fighting over your huge cocks, but it's really not as fun from our side of it. I think threesomes are fun, but I often think humans just aren't well adjusted to the reality of something that makes for a far more fun fantasy when everything goes coordinated and right.
Still, enjoy the thought of me and some other busty babe slobbering on you if it's what gets you off, pervs. I don't mind.
So as many of you have pointed out, and understandably been a bit upset by, my work has slowed down massively this year, particularly over the last few months. This time last year I had already given you two full novels and tons of short stories besides, whereas this year, we've had just a trickle of stories.
The reason this is, is because everything about the nature of my work changed a few months ago. I used to have fairly short days and sometimes week-long periods of total isolation in which I could catch up on my stuff for you guys, so producing work was remarkably easy. More recently, a stop has been put to those private weeks, and my work days have begun to stretch longer and longer with no respite in sight.
This doesn't mean I can't write, it just means that I have got to adjust my expectations about how much I can get done in a day, and where I can fit writing into my schedule. I've just recently come to a new system where I get up a couple of hours earlier and try to get some in before I go; I think in the long term if I can be disciplined about that it should be no problem to start to get close to keeping up with where I used to be, but it's a transition and that discipline takes time to cultivate, so I appreciate all of you for bearing with me while I go through it.
In related news, I've just sent out an informal poll via message on Patreon to those of you who are subscribers there. I hope you'll all take a moment to read it and send me an answer about how we proceed there.
Alright, that's business sorted, now onto pleasure.
One of you asked me about threesomes in my inbox the other day. I like threesomes in principle, after all, what's not to love about the idea of getting myself double-stuffed or spit-roasted between not just one, but two big dicks?
And sure, even though I don't like girls, I'll absolutely team up with a fellow size-queen to team up on the kind of man who deserves two or more to tackle his beast:
But while these things are absolutely wonderful in theory, I've found that in practice there are often problems. I've had the pleasure of a few threesomes in my life, and each has had their own unique problems. One time, I did manage to lock it down with two guys, which was the most exciting and sexy thing in the world until their pants came off.
Then there was a major size difference:
Then there's the time I managed to score with not one but TWO big dicks:
It's gone sort of better with another girl, but the girl there isn't really doing anything for me and I do feel like I'm fighting her for attention the whole time. Of course I know you big boys are probably creaming in your pants at the thought of two girls literally fighting over your huge cocks, but it's really not as fun from our side of it. I think threesomes are fun, but I often think humans just aren't well adjusted to the reality of something that makes for a far more fun fantasy when everything goes coordinated and right.
Still, enjoy the thought of me and some other busty babe slobbering on you if it's what gets you off, pervs. I don't mind.
Wednesday, June 7, 2017
Wang Worship Wednesday: Two for the size of one
Hey studs, sorry I've been remiss the last couple of scheduled updates. I've had major shifts at work which I had thought were going to be temporary, but unfortunately will apparently be permanent. I'm going to have to work out new times in my day to write, and how to deal with the stress my whole situation is causing me so that it doesn't remove the impetus.
But enough about me, we're here to talk about big dicks aren't we? I've decided today to address to of Porn's biggest who I've been neglecting since I restarted.
First of all, can we talk about Danny the Dong, AKA Matt Hughes?
I mean, damn, right? Danny was the first guy a fan sent my way who could actually reach the gagging point with most of his cock still outside a girl's mouth.
And going back to a previous conversation:
Sorry hon. You might be busty, but there's no way you're swallowing that monster, at least not without help. Can't blame a girl for trying though, can you?
He really has me drooling:
and I guess I'm not the only one! Watch her closely during this, particularly her eyes, you can see the exact minute she hits "too much" and he's only a quarter of the way in. Maybe that's more his girth than his length, but either way the guy looks like a challenge worth tackling...or, you know, just blowing all day depending on the situation.
Lastly, he's not the roughest fucker in the business, but every now and then he can turn up the heat a little:
Now you see, I don't know if he's doing that because she's been a good girl or a bad girl...I just want to be whatever kind of girl earns me that!
As huge as Danny D is, this time he's only our warm-up act.
I want to talk about a new stud on my radar, and I'm glad someone passed him my way because I don't get nearly enough dark meat in my diet. I present to you the incredible Julio Gomez:
The first time I ever saw this particular stud, I thought I was just looking at a cheap photo-shop job. It wasn't until some time later that a fan sent me him in an actual video and I realized the frightening truth about just how big a cock can get:
I don't know or care if that measurement is accurate, it certainly wouldn't take much to convince me that it was worth pretending just to get him interested in me.
I mean, check this out:
He's literally in her lap and she can still suck him. Yes, she's craning up a bit, but it's still unbelievably impressive.And as good as that cock looks like it tastes:
Imagine how it must FEEL. (In the rest of this clip, I promise you she's mostly smiling; this moment is the very definition of "painjoyment", a word that only men like Julio can add to our lexicon.)
Sadly, as far as I can tell, this stud just isn't as prolific as many others in porn, but then again, when you're swinging this much enormous black pipe, maybe a little can go a long way after all.
Anyway studs, I hope you have a good week and I'll talk to you again for another double-installment (to make up for lost time) on Sunday. Until then, I think I'm going to be enjoying a little snack:
But enough about me, we're here to talk about big dicks aren't we? I've decided today to address to of Porn's biggest who I've been neglecting since I restarted.
First of all, can we talk about Danny the Dong, AKA Matt Hughes?
I mean, damn, right? Danny was the first guy a fan sent my way who could actually reach the gagging point with most of his cock still outside a girl's mouth.
And going back to a previous conversation:
He really has me drooling:
Lastly, he's not the roughest fucker in the business, but every now and then he can turn up the heat a little:
As huge as Danny D is, this time he's only our warm-up act.
I want to talk about a new stud on my radar, and I'm glad someone passed him my way because I don't get nearly enough dark meat in my diet. I present to you the incredible Julio Gomez:
I mean, check this out:
He's literally in her lap and she can still suck him. Yes, she's craning up a bit, but it's still unbelievably impressive.And as good as that cock looks like it tastes:
Sadly, as far as I can tell, this stud just isn't as prolific as many others in porn, but then again, when you're swinging this much enormous black pipe, maybe a little can go a long way after all.
Anyway studs, I hope you have a good week and I'll talk to you again for another double-installment (to make up for lost time) on Sunday. Until then, I think I'm going to be enjoying a little snack:
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