Interviewer:
I have loads of questions for you actually
I'd like to have a QA session with you as an official size
queen
Veronica Divine:
I'd be delighted
Fire away.
Interviewer:
Are you comfortable with your body?
Veronica Divine:
Honestly? No. Not at all. I'm getting older and fatter by
the day and large-bust aside, I was never particularly thrilled about my looks
to begin with.
Interviewer
I appreciate your honesty.
Veronica Divine:
I'm not completely insecure...just never quite felt I looked
how I wanted.
Interviewer
hmm, same here
same same
Veronica Divine:
Usually when guys say that to me
it's because they aren't satisfied with their penises.
Interviewer
well, it's not all you know
height and weight are also important
Veronica Divine:
Absolutely....but consider the kinds of people that are
typically drawn to me.
Interviewer:
what do you mean?
Veronica Divine:
Most men I tend to get to know in the "How do you feel
about your body image" category tend to know my proclivities.
that makes all but a select few of them very or a little
insecure.
Interviewer
wait, you mean that guys with big dicks are self-assured
even if they're fat
or bald
or short?
Veronica Divine:
As far as I can tell, yes
certainly more assured than fat bald men with small dicks.
But you can never tell....I've had at least two guys with
big dicks come off as really insecure....not false-modesty insecure, but actual
"My 8 inch cock isn't big enough" insecure.
One of them even photoshopped himself to be more like
ten....8.5 inches and *faking* for me.
Blew my mind.
Interviewer
what do you think of 5.5 inches?
objectively small?
Veronica Divine:
They're "objectively" at the bottom end of
average, which, to a size queen like me, makes them small, yes.
Interviewer:
so what's the minimum for you to sleep with a man?
Veronica Divine:
Although here's the weird thing…
Interviewer
you first
Veronica Divine:
I was about to say
the weird thing is that I feel sorry for guys in the average
range because they don't get to "commit" to being big or small
small guys are weirdly more secure in the fact that they
know they're small
sure they may enjoy humiliation or get boners from weird
things.
Interviewer
interesting
Veronica Divine:
But they know where they stand.
Interviewer
hmmm
Veronica Divine: Guys who are average seem to be way more
miserable about it
Interviewer:
always checking what women think sort of?
Veronica Divine:they know they aren't big like their
favorite porn star, but they hold out this hope they might be sorta big, but
they can't be sure.
exactly.
I mean, small guys do that too
but they do it with the expected result of "You're
kinda small" so they can jack off to it.
usually
Interviewer:
hmmm
yeah
Veronica Divine:
there are tiny guys who just hate being tiny of course.
Interviewer:
yeah
Veronica Divine:
but I meet less of them than average guys who think they're
tiny and are MISERABLE about it.
Interviewer:
wow
Veronica Divine:okay, you get one more, then I gotta go
(though I'd love to pick this up another time, attention whore that I am.)
Interviewer:
hehe
what is the minimum size for you to sleep with a man?
QA!
Veronica Divine:
Well, there are adjustments... if we're talking fat and bald
and short...9 inches.
probably even 10 if he's fat enough.
(though to be honest height just doesn't matter to me at
all...jsut dick height.)
Interviewer:
ok
Veronica Divine:8 if he's got a good body besides.
and 7 if he's at least really girthy.
Interviewer:
i see
i'll nudge one in
before you go
Veronica Divine:
hurry
Interviewer:
is dick size the single most important factor for you in a
man?
Veronica Divine:
Yes. I hate myself for that fact. But yes. I have this one
stud...he's GIGANTIC, but also succesful, powerful, and smart....
and we were talking about this the other day
and it sorta came up that even though he's got all these
accomplishments, all these things he's worked for besides the amazing cock...
Interviewer:
would be interesting to hear the analysis of it
ok
Veronica Divine:
The cock is really the only reason I'm talking to him.
All these EFFORTS he's made in his life
all this struggle and triumph and things to proud of....
Interviewer:
hmmm
so a guy sporting a five incher you don't want to even talk
to ey?
Veronica Divine:
And the fact that I'd still be picking a horse-hung waiter
with an IQ of 80 over him (although that would be absurdly big, again, this guy
is already fucking huge) really bothers me.
I hate that I'm so shallow
Well...I'll talk to a guy with five inches sure.
But not the *way* I talk to him.
okay, I've overstayed.
more later...bye for now
Interviewer:
more like you talk to a girl friend
bye for now
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